Yeet Pete from his trebuchet, blast through pixel-art chaos, and uncover the ridiculous history of the Yeetiverse. Each run is a fresh punchline with power-ups and collectibles that rewrite the story in real time across five escalating zones. Built for iOS and proudly exclusive. So polished it feels like a platform headliner.
Yeet Pete Begins is an endless scroller with ridiculous lore, silly missions, and an escalating world of collectible chaos. Everything is fast, bright, and made for quick sessions that spiral into obsession.
Yeet Pete on the menu to fire him into the air. This is canon.
Ground to sky, outer atmosphere, space, Mars, and outer space.
12 new music themes plus the iconic OG theme.
Leaderboards, achievements, and big bragging rights.
Earn coins in-game. Gems can be purchased to unlock skins faster.
Skins can be unlocked with coins or gems, with rare exceptions.
Your gameplay stats live on your device and are not shared with us.
Every level, enemy, and sprite is crafted in crispy pixel art.
Run #48: The Yeetening. Pete just unlocked the Taco Cannon. It fires snacks, not lasers. The snack lore is canon. The taco lore is spicy. You are warned.
Available exclusively on iOS. Your thumbs are the only controllers required. Launch into a run, unlock lore, and join Pete on the most over-the-top scroller adventure this side of the Yeetiverse.
The Yeetiverse has rules. Most of them are silly. Some of them are dramatic.
Yeetius Peterson II was born into a wealthy English noble family, raised to inherit land, title, and respect. A scandal shattered everything, and his name was struck from the records.
A masked stranger appeared in the rain and warned Yeetius to travel to the center of Switzerland to uncover the truth behind his cousin's murder.
Yeetius crossed into Germany and heard a cry from a lake. "Hilfe! Ich kann nicht schwimmen!" he shouted back, trying his new German.
Do not attempt to yeet yourself. Pete is a trained professional.
The Taco Cannon counts as lunch, lore, and light propulsion.
Wave at Mars. Mars might wave back. It is polite.
Yes. We tried to find the end. It ran away.
Earn coins in game or use gems to unlock skins faster.
Gameplay stats are local to your device and not shared with us.
Yes. Play, collect, and unlock lore panels as you go.
Emotionally? No. Physically? Absolutely unstoppable.